So much like the rest of this troubled world, the other day I was watching a little television when a story captured my interest: a little boy climbs into a balloon and is flying over Colorado. My first thought? Wtf? What time does Maury Povich come on?! My second thought: oh no!….wait why the hell is he in that balloon?
Like the rest of you chumps I was glued to the tv, facebook and twitter making up all kinds of jokes to mask the pain I thought I’d feel once it was revealed that this kid had died. Then it happened, that little dude wasn’t even in the damn balloon, he was in the attic. Come again? You mean to tell me, you interrupted my regularly scheduled programming for this mess and he’s not even in there? To add insult to injury his ass was just playing into his weird parents’ stupid hoax? I mean enough is enough people! At what point is it ok for stuff like this to go down for fame?….why would the Heene’s think they’d get a reality show out of this? I blame society, Jesus, and John & Kate Plus 8. Yeah I said it! These lazy losers who parade their poor brood of sextuplets and twins all up and through my television screen make American’s want to do whatever it takes to get on TV. I mean honestly if you could get paid for yelling at your children while you cook them food, wouldn’t you take it? I know I would and I don’t even have any children. Ok…back to my point: now that we know that balloon boy was lying, can we please cut back on the news stories about him? No more interviews, with the dad’s old neighbor, best friend, or the family’s pet dog. Stop milking this story dry and just stick to the facts when the facts are revealed. I thank you for your time. Good day to you all.
(You knew it was coming) There’s even a Balloon Boy game!
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Monday, October 19, 2009
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