So I was watching the latest episode of The Other Kardashian’s: One & Two Take Miami (that’s what I call it in my head) and my favorite psychopath Scott Disick was back on his b.s. Now as you know he is by far my favorite character on television ever in life. Ever. It’s not just because of his crazy colorful suits, slicked back killer hair and menacing eyes, it’s mostly just the drinking that I love. Forget what Dr. Drew tells you people, raging alcoholics are where it’s at. I mean really, can he get any funnier than when he was so drunk he punched a mirror then had to be rushed to the hospital? A-maz-ing! But apparently this isn’t good if you have a kid and a common law wife. But here is my question: why on Earth is E! airing this as if Kourtney is so over her baby daddy if they’re not broken up in real life? I guess it’s just to make me giggle, and giggle I have my friend. Oh the laughs! I love to see couples going through it so long as it’s not me and with a character like Scott it gets no better. Hopefully if Big Baby Jesus cares about me one ounce, as I’ve been told that he does, he’ll make sure that Scott gets spoon-fed jugs of alcohol while the cameras roll on so that I will have a reason to live! Thank you Scott, Khloe and that yummy little baby of yours for displaying the kind of dysfunctional TV family that I can finally get on board with. Keep up the good work. I command thee.
