Thursday, May 28, 2009

This Will Be Short & Tight…

Maybe you care, maybe you don’t but when the sun comes up I moonlight as a “music journalist” and have therefore interviewed some of the industry's finest (well in the urban market…I’m racist. Jokes! Madonna you know I love you. Stop it!). Anyway, while waiting for my sleeping pills to kick in, and deciding on taking 2 instead of 3 then regretting that choice when one hour later I was still awake, I saw The Dream performing on Fallon—Jimmy Fallon. In case you ain’t know, I interviewed The Dream a few months back, and I can honestly say that the 90 minutes that I spent on the phone with him was pretty enlightening. Not only did he lace me with yet another piece of valuable ass game, he made me giggle and offered me Patron if I came to the studio to listen to his then un-released album. Tempting! Either way, after talking with such an intelligent individual I am utterly confused as to why he chooses to wear such tight shirts and jean-jackets like the one on this performance. My good friend calls his shirts “smedium” which makes me giggle but anyway. As a “curvy” women—since that’s what all the white bitches are calling it these days—I know what its like to squeeze into a pair of tight ass jeans. I know how it feels to break a sweat from trying to skoot these 36” inch hips into some Buffalo’s by David Buitton. So why would you specifically grab the smallest jacket they make and put it on Terius? I thought I loved you (as an artist. Christina Milian is tappin’ that ass…respect!) But now, I’m just confused. Peep the video below.

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